Fake Sister

I have a fake sister now. My mom calls her a "foster sister," but I like saying fake sister better. My mom also calls her a big blue ox, but I'm pretty sure that she's a dog. Her name is Chloe. I think that's stupid. I know that's not nice of me to say, but I have my reasons.





1. First of all, she steals all of my toys.








2. And she thinks that my couch is her couch.











3. She smells funny.












4. And she butts into all of my business!









5. She looks like an elf.









6. She thinks she's the queen of everything around here.
















But...she is fun to play with, I have to admit.






So I guess she can stay for a while.